Nov
06
Read and Overheard on the Campus of East Carolina University
Posted in: General, Harmony Church, Culture, GreenvilleToday, I was on campus, and I heard quite a couple of interesting snippets of conversation. Then I read some tidbits of wisdom out of the Pirate Rants section of the East Carolinian, the campus newspaper. Gives quite an insight to the campus and city we love.
Overheard
“Man, it sucks. I paid over $650. Fake ID, distributing to minors, buying underage. You’d think they’d give me a break!”
“She’s got a four year old, a four month old, and another on the way! That’s crazy. But, then again…at least she has three kids by only two dads.”
Read
- “If a girl makes you wear a condom, you probably didn’t need it, and if she doesn’t make you wear one you probably should have worn two. Life is full of irony. And STDs.“
- “I got so drunk this weekend that I had to Wikipedia what my friends told me I did.”
- “My friend brings her gay friend to my art studio sometimes. They don’t know it, but I want her to leave and for him to stay a while.”
- And two of my personal favorites… “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.” and “That’s what she said.”
Wow, what a city we live in.
Tags: greenville, greenvillenc, harmony church, ecu, east carolina university
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