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In the most random post of the year, I present:

People I Don’t Like Sometimes When I’m Not Christian

• Slow Drivers. (Period.)
• Needy Christians. (You know who and what I’m talking about.)
• Baristas who don’t know what a breve is. (It simply means make it with half and half.)
• NY Giants fans. (’Nuff said.)
• Anyone from New Jersey. (Because.)
• Jehovah’s Witnesses, if I’m not in the mood to talk.
• Mormons, if I’m not in the mood to laugh.

People Who Would Get In If It Were My Call

• Mormons, because they ride bikes everywhere and are required missionaries for 2 years. Very dedicated.
• Dedicated Muslims, because they pray. A lot. On a mat. In public.
• Good baristas and waiters/waitresses. They are hard to come by now-a-days.
• Anyone from Mississippi. I mean, really, they’ve had it hard enough already.
• Church Planters.

Any people I missed?

[DISCLAIMER: This post was a joke…sort of. If you took it too seriously, you belong in the top list.]